Confessions of a Three Year Old

Me:     Suki finish your dinner so you can get dessert
Suki:   But Mama, I was bein' sneeeeaaaky yesterday
Me:     Why were you being sneaky?
Suki:   I was bein' sneeeeaaaky cuz I wanted my sucker
Me:    But I gave you a sucker after you finished your lunch
Suki:  Well I threw my samwitch in the trash so I can get a sucker